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Time for a rant! Wheeeeeeee~~~~~

It is time to rant about criticisms a couple of my top pairs face!

Fox x Samus/Ike/any 'normal human'

Seriously, who started this whole 'Fox is an animal' bullshit? Not me. Seriously, every good story with Fox paired with anyone who isn't Wolf or Falco or Krystal is suddenly screamed at because it's 'beastiality'. What in the feckin' world? It's far from mere beastiality, because Fox is, in the words of my good friend Mewlon, 'even more human than most humans are'. Seriously, Fox is FAR from Mr. 'Animal'. Pikachu is an animal, a regular fox is an animal. But /FOX/ is /not/ an animal. If you proclaim 'but look at his appearance!!!' then you are quite strange. Fox stands on two legs perfectly (something even a monkey can't do) and walks upright. He has self-control (How else can you keep yourself from punching Slippy for being so annoying?), and is at least somewhat smarter than your average human. He shows he has feelings, and has a unique persona of his own, that one of a sensitive, smart fella. He's wily, and a great pilot. And I could go on and on about why I like pairing him up with the people I do. But then this would go on forever.

Link x Ilia

From what I've found, people actually BASH Ilia... The ONLY woman who has EVER shown anything more than casual indifference to Link. She's one of his closest friends in Twilight Princess, and Link began the journey itself JUST to find her. She genuinely cares about Link, and was only mad at him when he hurt Epona by riding her recklessly. Those who call her a 'bitch' need to really examine what the word entails, a woman who is angry and nags all the time. Ilia only scolded Link and her father because they were both behaving like a couple of ten year olds. She's a LOT closer to Link than Midna ever is, thus why Ilia would be the more logical choice. Midna was awesome, but I doubt she held much more than a friendship with Link.

Irritating, indeed.

Now for a couple of pairs I do NOT like...

Fox x Krystal

This was a pairing with potential... then Assault threw it away. Krystal just does NOT fit with Fox at all. Her persona changes too often, and Fox or /her/ need to be OOC to actually fit. To put it sufficiently, I analyzed her persona over each game. In SF Adventures, she was alright. A bit plain, somewhat sweet and kind, though with a selfish streak. (Didn't even thank Fox for saving her) In Assault, she was even worse off, persona wise. She was now miss 'I wanna be Lara Croft and show off my T&A, except I don't have the kickass persona to match!', and she was nothing but a talking pair of breasts. Seriously, her persona was completely missing! (And to those who found her useful: Bosses already had logical weakpoints! So why should we have her chime in every 5 seconds, saying 'shoot at the flashing lights with the arrows pointing at them!!!1!11) And Command... ruined SF. Completely. So I won't begin even GRACING that horror's storyline. Besides, it isn't even Canon! In short, Krystal and Fox never had a 'real relationship'. It was all just 'I flirt at you, and then get pissed when you worry about my safety' and such. Flirting a good relationship does not make. (And Marcus was a fuggin' horrifying looking little thing, if you ask me.)

Link x Midna/Zelda

No. Just... NO. This does NOT work. Zelda is married. TO HER JOB. Midna was never really romantically involved with Link, preferring to sit back, have an occasional chat, then boss him around. (Midna, why must you kick so much ass?) Zelda was more concerned about Hyrule than she was about Link, preferring more to help him occasionally against Ganon, then return to the castle and start putting Hyrule back together. Zelda knew she had too many responsibilities ruling Hyrule, and so she stayed in the castle. I'm sure they're good friends, but... lovers, a no. Link never fell in love with them... But Midna and Zelda are cherished friends, I'm fairly certain...

Alright, end of rant. Hope it was worth the read. or whatever.